internet로 배달되어온 유머 영어 한마디 입니다. 바쁜 와중에서도 여유를 가져보시기 바랍니다.

A blonde is walking down the street with her blouse open and her
right breast hanging out.

A policeman approaches her and says.
"Ma'am,
 are you aware that I could arrest you for indecent exposure?"

She says, "Why, officer?"

"Because your breast is hanging out."

She looks down and shouts.
"OH MY GOODNESS! I left the baby on the bus again!"